Dear readers, dun be freaked out by the coming two things i am going to blog out... It is really OH MY GOD!!!

First thing first, today's pics... with Jin Man, Yi Wen, and the horrible Jie Ning.
Jie Ning and Yi Wen and me, i shoot it ok! hahas.. Smiles!!
Smiles!!! Yi wen always look so child-like in photo shooting!

The sleeping beauty? wake up la rul!

I swear he is damn tired! hahas.. left me and Yi Wen playing "HAI TAI!"

OK!! now is the moment... brrrrrr...

The story goes like that...
Just now, after walking my dearest idiotic bimbo home...

I took a cab!
wait wait.. i must emphasize on something, i FOUND the cab.. which was like parking on the side of the road... ok?

i knocked and went in since the signal is on... The indian uncle seems panicky and greeted me...
wait wait wait.. I smelled something that is kinda familiar... (well, i wouldn't say that i neva smelled that before, till the end you will noe what is it.. OMG LA)

So he den asked me where den i told him,"eh, uncle, jurong west st 81, blk 815." Then he say," yes, yes! i noe that place. ok ok!" But i noticed something... That uncle keep eyeing me, i dunno why, i asked him,"uncle, you should concentrate on the road la." He smiled or rather grinned at me and say," okok boy boy.."

Soon i was assured that he knows how to go, den i dunno why, i was damn sleepy, as i was already relaxed, i soon fell asleep.

ehhhhhhhhh, then dunno when, i woke up suddenly, I think its somewhere still far from my home, when the cab stopped at the traffic light, i notice that the uncle is somehow, panting, then when i looked down, OMG LA! His legs was open widely LA!! OMG LA! I can see he hand rubbing somewhere at his crouch area la!! OH MY GOD LA!!! At first i din care much, but den i abit curious about the smell and all, so i pretend to close my eyes den i peek la.. OH MY GOD! He gave out a soft moan la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like FREAK!!!!!

I can FREAKING see his hand handling his tool furiously la!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD LA!!!
Even when he is driving la!! OH MY BUDDHA!!! OH MY JEUS!!! OH MY MARY LA!!!

I felt like vomitting la!!! cos i realise what that smell is!! *PUKE*

i skipped a bit of the story... i just go to the CLIMAX!
Soon, well, you noe climax had to come right...
ok.. its gross here, so he spew all his la la la la den he took out tissue and wipe it cos its like all over the steering wheel, OH MY GOD LA! i could actually see the WHITE woo la la! He accidentally press his horn and i pretend i jumped up la, and i can hear that he is panicking and scold some car nearby with Hindi. I WAS DAMN FREAKED OUT LA!!

Ok, for readers who din understand what i have just said, in short, the freaking uncle was freaking masterbating when he is freaking driving and he freaking cum-ed in the freaking cab freaking in front of me! I AM SO FREAKING VIOLATED!

Next thing!! I pretend i fell asleep again i watch what will he do next... But nothing happened, i guess he is tired, den i reached my destination, the uncle woke me up, i opened my eyes and i almost scream out WHAT THE FUCK??? The taxi fare was $25.80!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I always took cab from the same place but it was like $12 plus? now OH MY GOD! i cant believe it!! i was like practically being raped!! OH MY FREAKING FUCKING GOD!!

And you know what is the best thing?
The fucking uncle still fucking smile at me, and when i fucking gave him the money, he fucking use his fucking "that" hand to fucking slid my fucking hand!! I almost fucking puke! OH MY GOD LA!!!!!

Sorry for being so violent, but i really cant stand it!! IT IS SO DIRTY! I keep washing my hands la!!!!

I am so freaking freaked out!!
Believe it or not.. This really happened to me!!!! OH MY GOD!!!