Saturday, October 18, 2008

did you notice i blog daily now?
yes! I'm trying very hard to find things to blog everyday...
please dun forget to patronize me eh...
Leave a tag! dun make me repeat like a old hag! TAG PLEASE!
hahahas!
Here goes, since i blogged SEXILY on the previously, I guess I have to blog hungrily today!

This is one of the favorite food in the sinister Republic Poly I'm studying in!
Its called Hot Plate! (Chicken/Prawn)
Its sold at a relatively cheap price of $3!
Its is mainly a egg-y dish with about 2 eggs in it and chicken chucks within those egg!
The soup is purely MSG and its sweet ok!
Venue of sales: Republic Poly, Air-conditioned canteen W4, the store is named ' BAN MIAN'

Writer's comment: Its a must-eat dish for egg lovers who are saving up!!!


Here are some of the review dish

EGG EGG and more EGG! I LOVE EGG!


Up next! A never REVEALED pictures of Ko Jing Kang a.k.a the fatty.
A picture of me in primary school and a picture of me in secondary!

If you noticed, I AM SUPER WHITE AND CHUBBY!
This is taken at about pri 3?


This is me in secondary!
Totally grown up!
Tan-ner, pimpleless!
This is also my IC photo!

Well, that's Mr Ko you are talking about!
Thats all for today!
Takkire and all the best to those doing PP posters!
I'm still dead with my PP ONLY!
Till tomorrow den~
Toddles-oo~

Begged for Freedom at 10/18/2008 09:20:00 PM



Friday, October 17, 2008

This post is from CLEO 100 sex facts:
Picked a few interesting one~

Do you know that....


Sex facts 9: Men will ejaculate about 1.5 litres of sperm in their lifetime.
Comment: Come on! Its far too less laaa! Who agrees!?

Sex facts 13: A man ejaculates at an average speed of 45km/h.
Comment: Waaa.. Next time people drive too slow I can scold them," walao! I can shoot faster than you drive la!"

Sex facts 14: A teaspoon of semen contains about 5 calories.
Comment: Girls, be careful of what you are eating ok? If not you have run extra rounds eh...


Sex facts 17: Men can have multiple orgasms but the first orgasm has to occur without ejaculation and without losing his erection.
Comment: You think too much is it? WHO CAN?!

Sex facts 41: A New Zealand study has found out that men who are uncircumcised have triple the risk of getting an STD.
Comment: Then why Malays have a higher case of STD patients?

Sex facts 43: Massaging a men's heel just under the ankle bone is a great way of getting his lower half tingling with sensations!
Comment: Wow... Everyone can try~

Sex facts 56: About 100 to 150 calories are burnt during sexual intercourse.
Comment: Sex is the best exercise!


Sex facts 68: Have sex for a quick beauty fix! The production of oestrogen from having sex makes hair shiny and skin glow.
Comment: Who is still saying no to it?

Sex facts 74: The British Journal of clinical practice found that 80% of people who died suddenly during sex were cheating on their spouse.
Comment: Think twice when you wanna cheat! hahahas!

Sex facts 78: Men experience an average of 4-5 erections when asleep.
Comment: Don't ask me.. I won't know ok... Unless you wanna check eh?


Sex facts 87: The strongest muscles in the body is the tongue, explaining why fellatio can arouse such intense sensations.
Comment: *Slurp* Slurp* WHO WANTS MORE OF MY MATCHING TONGUES?!

Sex facts 100: The number 1 to get frisky - orgasms are a great way to relieve period pains.
Comment: Anymore reasons to say no? hahahas!


I am such a sex promoter! hahahas!
So long..
Done updating for the day already!
Please leave a tag if you appreciate me sharing the pool of SEX KNOWLEDGE!
=)
toodles-oo~
=D

Begged for Freedom at 10/17/2008 02:48:00 PM



Thursday, October 16, 2008

Lemme give you some of the interesting stuff I came past:

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around His Throat.

Naturally the doctor asked him, ” What happened to you ?”

” Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.”

“We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at it’s rear end.”

” I walked over, lifted it’s tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt “

Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, ” Hey, this looks like yours ! “

” I don’t remember much after that….”

Moral of the story: Girls or rather woman is not quite a suitable subject to pick on!

Next on, I found this piece of unique music sheet. Look at those notes.. They made me high with the music!


My last funny pictures...
Guys, while you are thinking how you are going to booom that lady,
You could also try sharpening your convincing skills...


Here comes the sad thing:

If you can't take me as who I am,
you loses me.
I'm not the greatest person,
but I have my dignity too.
I don't bow down.
I can accommodate with requests,
but I won't do myself cheap by being a wannabe to impress anyone.
That's the Jing Kang you are facing with.


Begged for Freedom at 10/16/2008 02:52:00 PM



Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Uncle Sam tells me:

And I DID! wheeee!
'Smoke-Free JK'
Yes, you din see the wrong thing!
Cigarette is now ewww-eee to me!

Here comes the story:
Yesterday, i took one stick from my dad's killer pack! Naughty me...
I sat on the toilet bowl, and lighted it up...
One puff, two puff, three puff...
Almost till the half, i really can't bear the stench it is giving out...
I felt like puking!
I extinguished the killer stick and threw it out...

Still a mystery to me, why smoking has become a super pukey thingy to me now?!
I had these symptoms since my 18th birthday!
Is my body telling me to cherish it and don't hurt it?
OR
Has my mind grew mature along with my age?!

Anyway, I think smoking is a no no to me now, and I think its going to be like that for quite a long period of time!

So... Any APPLAUSE?! Anyone?!

Till den, shall update again tomorrow...
=)
Toodles-oo~

It seems that my heart is telling me this...
“No matter how many times you break my heart I can still love you with all the little pieces”.

Seems persistent and scary eh?
There's more....
Also, a part of me says these words...
“I’d rather have a broken heart because that means I can love you more with all the little pieces”.

This means,
even if I can't love you wholeheartedly,
I still love you...
But sometimes, the fact is...
“I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is”.

Well, these are the three routes available for me to choose from...
Which is feasible?
hmmmm...
Which do you choose?!

Begged for Freedom at 10/15/2008 09:25:00 PM



Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full.

One for my master,
One for my dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane..

(I can imagine, a black sheep walking around to give out her fur...)

Dun worry, they are just bunch of naked sheep...
OMG LA! hahahas!
(Click to see it clearer!)

There is always some spy work within us...
Surprise is always the element to our fun! =D

Mei Qi with her POM POM hair! hahahas

Its all just random~
So long~
Takkire and
toodles-oo~

I din mean what you think i meant...

Begged for Freedom at 10/14/2008 08:44:00 AM



Monday, October 13, 2008

Well.. here comes! let the pictures show my gratitude!


Lets do the ape face, ma and pa!
=)

Happy fat lil pig waiting for his cake.

Thats my present from my family!
A brand new phone! =D
Secondly, thanks to E46D for their lil surprise party.


xie xie lao pooo.. =X
Dun bother which is mine..
ALL!

My 4 lao po's present...
Burberry Polo Tee!
=D

Then! Its the clique! With those loved ones!
Special thanks to those who come!

Nachanmai and Jin Man!

The three ku kus!

Mr Handsomes and cutes..
Theo and Johnne!

Someone made this for me!
Written"Happy belated 18 birthday! Jing Kang!"
Guess who?

My designer, Johnne!
Thanks mei mei!

Oh and dun forget my sexy pretty! Da jie, vivian!
She's the SEX la~! hhahas!

Not forgetting my cute and pretty mei qi!
Cute right!
hhaas!
She is mine ah!
Hands off!
Nevamind about jin man..
She appear too many times already...
hahaas!

Revealing my present!

Must they compare my lousy wallet!?
hahahas
so pai seh laaa!

And this is what i got!
A RE-NO-MA wallet!
Super classic and nice!
I LIKE!

Last but not the least important!
Scube bastards!

i am definitely not wishing for a cake facial..
I WISH FOR A PIMPLE FREE FACE!

I guess wishes tend to go hay wired..
I got the facial...

Dun blame Jia Xian.. he is jealous!
Yu Xue is thinking how will he be whacked by mal in the future..
Ron just stole a chicken.

Thanks dudes!
You gyuys are great shits!

And thats my present from the sweet ass bastard.
A 160 Gb hard disk!

Dun be jealous... I got a special cookie from my gf..
=)

The summary photo of my bday presents!
Thanks girls and boys and family! =D


Thats all!
LEave some comment eh!
Toodles-oo~


You can might as well kill me,
because I live in a body when you took out the heart.

Pain...

When can I stop decieving myself?
Totally took me out...

Flirtatious ended up did killed me...

It ended with "Bu Xi Huan lo"
Is that the only thing you could say?

Hurt...

Begged for Freedom at 10/13/2008 08:50:00 PM




After a week of my own bday and preparing for ppl's bday.. its finally time for my own update..
The summary of this year's bday!

BUT~ It will have to wait till i got my photos....

Nevertheless, i've changed my tagboard so do leave a comment or so about it...
Hope it works just fine with any explorer..

Toodles-oo
=D

You are the love
You are the one
But am i seeing truth or visualising what i want?

“If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will”.


Begged for Freedom at 10/13/2008 01:30:00 PM