Placing some jokes and pictures around to crack those stressed nuts up.. cheerios!
Previously funny parts.com removed my pics.. so i have to edit and place in my own pics...
Enjoy!

They have to paint the pool like that...

These guys definitely needs to take some english lessons.

oooo... Kumar village's Spiderman?

Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem! I can't seems to remember I've said for long!
Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?

Patient: What problem?




Two children are in the doctor's waiting room, and Tom is crying.

"Why are you crying?", asked John.

"I'm here for the blood test and they are cutting my finger."

When John heard that he cry too but even louder.

"why are you crying too?"

"I AM HERE FOR THE URINE TEST!"





There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the control they have over their wives. While the third one remains silent throughout.
After awhile, one of the two guys turns to the third guy and say,

"Well, what about you? What sort of of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says," I'll tell you, last night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The other two guys were totally amazed. "What happened then?" they asked the third fellow.

"She said, 'GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!' "