A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around His Throat.

Naturally the doctor asked him, ” What happened to you ?”

” Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.”

“We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at it’s rear end.”

” I walked over, lifted it’s tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt “

Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, ” Hey, this looks like yours ! “

” I don’t remember much after that….”

Moral of the story: Girls or rather woman is not quite a suitable subject to pick on!

Next on, I found this piece of unique music sheet. Look at those notes.. They made me high with the music!

My last funny pictures...
Guys, while you are thinking how you are going to booom that lady,
You could also try sharpening your convincing skills...

Here comes the sad thing:

If you can't take me as who I am,
you loses me.
I'm not the greatest person,
but I have my dignity too.
I don't bow down.
I can accommodate with requests,
but I won't do myself cheap by being a wannabe to impress anyone.
That's the Jing Kang you are facing with.